King of the North

ooc: I have to go celebrate a friend’s birthday. I will be back shortly! Feel free to flood my ask if you wanna plot and RP! 

speckledarrows said: …It’s a nice cheek, it needed poking…

 

*was a cheek model in a previous life*

rhaenyssecondofhername:

thekingofthenorth:

  1. rhaenyssecondofhername said:"Yes… And no… The matter is complex and if the wrong people hear… Then it won’t end too well for me at all, Lord Stark"

"Then I will press no further. If it is in my power to help you though, my lady, I will." 

"You would help me?" She asked the Northerner. “But why? You don’t even know me…"

"There is honor in helping those who need it," He said simply. 

*pokes your cheek and then flees*

*le gasp!* A cheek poking bandit! 

  1. rhaenyssecondofhername said:"Yes… And no… The matter is complex and if the wrong people hear… Then it won’t end too well for me at all, Lord Stark"

"Then I will press no further. If it is in my power to help you though, my lady, I will." 

  1. satinthecrow said: WE’RE NOT ALLOWED TO BE DRUNK WE ARE PROFESSIONAL NIGHT’S WATCH PEOPLE. I AM A PROFESSIONAAAAL. DON’T PATRONIZE ME.

//I AM DAH KING OF DAH NORTH. I WILL PATRONIZE YOU LIKE THERE AIN’T NO TOMORROW

Make sure not to hide under you father's bed while angry men are sacking your home, and also if you are win a tourney, don't name a younger woman who is not you wife Queen of Love and Beauty. Listen to this and you'll be fine.

"I thank you for the advice. I do hope that I will remember this when the time comes. Forgive my impertinence, but you are speaking from your own experiences, are you not?" 

ooc: YOU COULD ALWAYS DO ME, MY LORD.

//Go home Satin, you’re drunk. 

//Thank you for following me! Feel free to hit me up for plotting! 

If you have no idea what you are doing, My lord, here is some advice: Love comes in at the eyes. (And don't follow strange women into deserts)

"I thank you, my lady, for offering such advice. I will be sure to keep it in mind, and will be wary of strange women who beckon me into the desert. I do hope you are not speaking from experience?"